What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

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Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

No way

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

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So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Unacceptable again!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

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